1 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:06,270 It was really nice of your mom 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,730 to give me a ride home from school. 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,190 Ah, she just likes me hanging out with you 4 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:11,370 'Cause she thinks it'll keep me out of jail. 5 00:00:12,270 --> 00:00:15,010 Hey,why'd it take you guys so long to get home for school? 6 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:17,780 Cause my mom had to stop at Save-Mart to pick up her ointment. 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,250 Any more questions? 8 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:21,990 I'm home. 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,520 Spencer. 10 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,150 Bonjour. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,800 Hi, hey, you. Can't talk.Super busy. 12 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,260 Okay, what is up with you? 13 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:30,760 There's an art gallery downtown that wants to showcase 14 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,630 new works by great unknown artists. 15 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:33,230 Awesome. 16 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:34,050 You're greatist. 17 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,650 And you're definitely unknown. 18 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:36,700 Thank you. 19 00:00:38,050 --> 00:00:39,890 So how do you get your stuff in the gallery? 20 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,470 They have to think it's really good, 21 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,740 which is why I gotta finish my latest three sculptures 22 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:44,990 that I call, 23 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,650 "Yippee Yiyo," 24 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:48,900 "the elephant cycle" 25 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:51,160 and my Christmas tree of noses, 26 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:53,360 which I call, "Merry Sniffmas." 27 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,370 Now, I gotta finish these, 28 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:55,150 I can't talk. 29 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:59,450 Do you realize this gallery is the place where Harry Joyner 30 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,990 first showcased his artwork almost 20 years ago? 31 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,550 Who's Harry Joyner?? 32 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,060 Harry Joyner's Spencer's favorite pop artist. 33 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,100 Of all time. 34 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:11,870 Sure, I'll have a snack. 35 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:13,340 I didn't offer you a snack. 36 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,360 Well,let's pretend you did. 37 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,410 Okay, where's my green yo-yo? 38 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,940 I just had my green yo-yo? 39 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,520 It's in your hand. 40 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:20,800 It's in my hand. 41 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,980 Man, I've never seen Spencer so freaked out. 42 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,460 I know. I wish we could calm him down. 43 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:28,920 Where's my hot glue gun? 44 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,350 I can't work with cold glue. 45 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,820 He seriously thinks that gallery won't like his sculptures? 46 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:37,980 All crazy people worry their stuff's lame. 47 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:38,950 It's an artisits' thing. 48 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,570 Hey, what if we get Harry Joyner come here? 49 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:42,970 Do you know how much it would mean to Spencer 50 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,800 if his idol complimented his art? 51 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,680 Yeah, but isn't that Joyner dude, like, famous? 52 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:48,470 How are you gonna get him? 53 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,680 He lives in Seattle. 54 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,540 I could send him an e-mail. Worth a shot. 55 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,880 Okay. 56 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:53,980 I am missing a nose. 57 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:54,890 I had another nose 58 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,480 just like these two noses,and now I can't find it. 59 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,550 Mall that dude fast. 60 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:01,300 Like soon. 61 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:01,950 Or now. 62 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,490 In five, four, three, two. 63 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,310 I know, you see 64 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,160 somehow the world will change for me 65 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:15,850 And be so wonderful 66 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:19,540 Live life, breathe air 67 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:22,150 I know somehow we're gonna get there 68 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,060 And feel so wonderful 69 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:30,500 It's all for real 70 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:32,450 I'm tellin' you just how I feel 71 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:36,690 so wake up the members of my nation 72 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:38,230 It's your time to be 73 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:41,210 There's no chance unless you take one 74 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:46,780 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation 75 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,900 Some things are meant to be 76 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,170 So give your best and leave the rest to me 77 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:54,550 Leave it all to me 78 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,020 Leave it all to me 79 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,100 Just leave it all to me 80 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,080 iCarly S01E14 iHeart Art 81 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:17,110 - Look at Lubert. - Worst doorman ever. 82 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:17,900 I know. 83 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:20,580 Who eats half a cheeseburger, then falls asleep? 84 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:24,050 Someone who just lost the other half cheseburger. 85 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,120 Sam, gross. 86 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,100 It's not my fault. 87 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,170 Waiting around for people makes me crave meat. 88 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:34,100 Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like? 89 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:38,500 Yeah, you know, he looks like a man with a face and hair. 90 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,170 Yeah,I have an uncle that looks a lot like that. 91 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:46,240 So what'd you say in your e-mail to get Joyner to come here? 92 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:46,930 It wasn't what I said. 93 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:49,200 It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures. 94 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:50,220 Joyner liked them? 95 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:50,850 I guess. 96 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,080 He said he wanted to come and see them in person. 97 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:53,330 That is so cool. 98 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,200 You know what else is cool? 99 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,000 -What? -Not you. 100 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:55,930 See? 101 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:56,740 I told you. 102 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,600 Anytime a chance comes along for you to insult me, 103 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,890 you just gotta jump on it. 104 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:02,670 You really should be nicer to him. 105 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,640 Ha, she couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 106 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,490 'cause she has no self-control. 107 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:10,200 I have oodles of self-control. 108 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,490 I self-control myself all the time. 109 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:13,780 Good, then prove it. 110 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,800 Don'insult Freddie for a whole week. 111 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:16,600 No problem. 112 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:17,430 And what if she does? 113 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,410 Okay, for every insult, you owe Freddie five bucks. 114 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,050 Fine. 115 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,360 Good,I'm gonna be rich. 116 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,710 No, 'cause I'm not gonna say one mean word to you. 117 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,380 Really? 118 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,150 You wanna kiss me? 119 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,150 Kiss you? 120 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:33,850 Dude, I'd rather not do that at this time, 121 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,650 but I appreciate your kind offer. 122 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,020 Impressive. 123 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:37,830 Good girl. 124 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:41,180 Pardon me, is one of you Carly? 125 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,250 Harry Joyner? 126 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:43,240 In the flesh. 127 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:45,310 Tanks so much for coming here. 128 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:48,020 Well, I was intrigued by the photographs you e-mail me 129 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:51,480 So I'd like to see your brother's sculptures with my own eyes. 130 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:52,200 Oh my god, 131 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,770 you have no idea how blown away he's gonna be when he sees you. 132 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:55,650 You're his hero. 133 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:56,970 Oh. 134 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,050 Come on, let's go upsirs. 135 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,550 My mom is my hero. 136 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,040 This is gonna be a long week. 137 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,000 Man, I hate this yo-yo, 138 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,610 the glue won't stick to the plastic surface. 139 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:33,390 Why don't you try an adhesive bonding gel? 140 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,080 That's a good idea. 141 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:35,810 How did you-- 142 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,770 Mr. Joy--Mr. Joy-- 143 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:43,610 Joyner. 144 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,230 Call me Harry. 145 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:47,100 Okay. 146 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,240 Harry? Wow. 147 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,670 Your little sister sent me an e-mail that 148 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,690 attached some photos of your sculptures. 149 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,430 You. 150 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:55,150 Me. 151 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,000 Her. 152 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,800 And since I'm working on a new project nearby, 153 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,740 I thought I'd pop over and see your work in person. 154 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,680 Well, thanks for poppin'. 155 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:07,430 What kind of project are you working on? 156 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:08,450 Oh, it's a fantastic one. 157 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:11,870 You see, since I've already made sculptures 158 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,990 out of every material known to man, 159 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,700 I figured I'd make a sculpture out of man himself. 160 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,070 Like a human sculpture? 161 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:19,950 Precisely. 162 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,500 A human sculpture which I shall photograph 163 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,290 and quite likely, frame. 164 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,820 But let's talk about your creations. 165 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,580 Oh, here they are. 166 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,840 These are the sculptures I've been workin' on. 167 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,090 I see. 168 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,320 I see. 169 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,700 Structure. 170 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:43,080 Interesting, yes. 171 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:44,990 Interesting. 172 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,980 I see what you're trying to do. 173 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,090 All right. 174 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,230 Well? 175 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,770 I don't love them. 176 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,740 Oh. 177 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:04,010 But you like them, right? 178 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,390 Honestly, I don't. 179 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:08,560 I mean, look, these pieces are cute, amusing, 180 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,980 but they're uri at best. 181 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:14,940 Not to say that they're bad, just not good. 182 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,320 All right then, 183 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:24,250 I've got a rather packed schedule so I should run. 184 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,580 Pleasure to meet you, Spencer. 185 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,750 Children. 186 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,120 Spencer. 187 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:38,490 I gotta- 188 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:42,410 I gotta go, uh, lay down. 189 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:57,990 Spencer,it's been four hours. 190 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,560 I think you need to get off the kitchen table. 191 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:02,710 Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me 192 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:04,550 I'm ugly and have no friends? 193 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,670 Spencer, get up, come on. 194 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:08,150 No. 195 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,190 You need to get off the table. 196 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,440 - Come on, get up, get up. - Comfy right here. 197 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:14,020 Ow. 198 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,220 You weren't supposed to fall on the floor. 199 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:19,230 Well, you know, gravity. 200 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,680 So Harry Joyner didn't like your art, he is one person. 201 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,590 Yeah. 202 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,230 My number one idol in the art world, 203 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:30,620 and he thinks my sculptures are amateurous and not good. 204 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,330 This may be the worst thing that'sr happed in my life. 205 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,960 It's like a giant rain cloud has opened up above me and-- 206 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,190 No, don't. This isn't funny. 207 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:42,720 -Spencer. -No. 208 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:44,400 -Spencer. -No. 209 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,300 Spencer, open the door. 210 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,840 I wanna be alone. 211 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,610 Hey, you wanna go to the 212 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,800 Galaxy Wars convention with me this weekend? 213 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,070 I'm dressing up as nug nug from the Planet Zorkon. 214 00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:05,630 I'm not gonna insult you, 215 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,170 Freddie, you're not getting five bucks out of me. 216 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,500 When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl wanna marry me? 217 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,150 After I take a shower,my mom makes me sign a piece of paper 218 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:24,440 promising that I shampoo twice. 219 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,200 Should I call an ambulance? 220 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:38,470 Make him stop setting me up to insult him. 221 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,450 It's killing me. 222 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,130 You're the one who said- 223 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:43,130 You guys, not now. Spencer's really upset. 224 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:44,150 Why? 225 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,500 Who cares Harry Joyner thinks? 226 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:47,990 Spencer does, a lot. 227 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:50,250 I've never seen him this depressed. 228 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,740 This is so dumb. 229 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,350 Spencer's sculptures are the best. 230 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:56,470 I know, but we've all told him that, and he won't believe us. 231 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,000 Maybe he needs to hear it from a few more people. 232 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:08,050 Going live in five, four,three, two. 233 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,180 Hello, people of earth who own computers. 234 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,550 Congratulations. 235 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,580 You've signed on to iCarly.com. 236 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,790 So sit back, take off your socks, and enjoy this fine webcast. 237 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:18,610 I'm Carly. 238 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,320 I'm Sam. 239 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,820 -That's not right. -Oh, wait. 240 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,370 I'm Carly. 241 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:23,100 I'm Sam. 242 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,400 We were momentarily confused. 243 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:27,600 But no worries. 244 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:28,680 'Cause tonight we've got 245 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,710 a very special episode of "iCarly" for you. 246 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,230 We're gonna take you people on a trip. 247 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,680 To a virtual art show. 248 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,250 Right here in the "iCarly" studio. 249 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,530 So you people can see some awesomely cool sculptures 250 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,400 and then leave your comments right here at iCarly.com. 251 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:43,080 You can't have art exhibit without music, right? 252 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,420 So say hello to Sam's cousin. 253 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,560 The one who's not in jail. 254 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:49,590 Our friend, Greg Patello. 255 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,580 Hey Carly, hi Sam. 256 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,400 -Hey Cude. -Hi Greg. 257 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,870 Why don't you crank up that flute 258 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,230 and get us this art exhibit started? 259 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:57,980 Yeah, baby. 260 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:58,980 Here we go. 261 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:13,760 How was that? 262 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:14,760 Boring. 263 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:18,280 Now show them how we do it iCarly style. 264 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,170 Hurry, greg. 265 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,750 He's playin' the flute- 266 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:25,840 And beatboxing. 267 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:26,900 At the same time. 268 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:27,680 All by himself. 269 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,190 My cousin's got talent. 270 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,100 Yeah, baby. 271 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,330 Yeah, woo. 272 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,450 Now, we call this next sculpture-- 273 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:35,070 "Splatter man." 274 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,260 Now here's an enjoyable sculpture. 275 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:45,220 Which we like to call "yippee yi yo-yo." 276 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,450 Now, look at this next sculpture. 277 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,430 -It's a christmas tree -Of noses 278 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,430 Appropriately named- 279 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,430 "Merry sniffmas." 280 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,170 Baby squirrel made out of video camera parts. 281 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,010 Okay. 282 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:04,480 Look at this next sculpture. 283 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:05,290 It's a robot- 284 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:06,270 Made out of soda bottles. 285 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,500 His eyes light up red-- 286 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:08,460 Whether he's angry or not. 287 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,120 This sculpture's called- 288 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,100 "The bottle bot." 289 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,900 Not to be confused with bubble butt, 290 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,300 which is what I call our teacher, 291 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:15,260 the horrible Miss Brigs. 292 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,280 Why say that live on the web? 293 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,100 She already hates you. 294 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,170 Which means I have nothing to lose. 295 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:21,790 Okay. 296 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,600 Now be sure to leave us your coments-- 297 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,500 About all the sculptures we've shown you tonight. 298 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:28,230 And send us pics of your own artwork righre to carly- 299 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,250 .com,not .net. 300 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,450 .net is for losers. 301 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:32,630 Bye. 302 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,420 See ya. 303 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,970 You guys showed my artwork on your web show tonight? 304 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:53,870 Yea we did. 305 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,930 And those comments are from some of our viewers. 306 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:56,860 Yeah, just a few thousand. 307 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,680 They loved your sculptures. 308 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,150 Almost every comment we got said they're awesome. 309 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:03,980 Except for one from Sam's cousin in jail who wrote, 310 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,810 "Who cares about art? Get me out of this rat hole." 311 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,870 The point is, our viewers went nuts over your stuff. 312 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,300 Look at all those comments. 313 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,340 Are any of these comments from Harry Joyner? 314 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,100 Would you forget Harry Joyner? 315 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:16,840 I can't. 316 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:19,470 He's the guy who inspired me to become an artist. 317 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,070 Read these, e thounds of people 318 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,760 saying they ve your sculptures. 319 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:24,750 Then give them to those people 320 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,550 'Cause I got my self a new job. 321 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,570 Like a real job? 322 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,550 You can't have a realob you're spencer. 323 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,610 You're an artist. 324 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:33,730 Nope. 325 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,370 Starting tomorrow, I'm a dental assistant. 326 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,400 Spencer, open the door. 327 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:49,490 I got it. 328 00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:52,480 Freddie, you didn't sign the shampoo agreement. 329 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,330 How do I know if you double pooed? 330 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,960 You thought I was kidding. 331 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,400 Come on, Carly, that's not ture. 332 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,530 It is true. 333 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:13,840 I ruined Spencer's life. 334 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,990 Never e-mailed that dumb Harry Joyner, 335 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,080 none of this would've ever happened. 336 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,920 I'm upset. 337 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,940 Aw, I think someone needs a hug. 338 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,600 Thanks. 339 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:31,890 Uh, Freddie? 340 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,550 Freddie, we can un-hug now. 341 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,340 Please let this last. 342 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,380 Hey, I'm home. 343 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,080 Hey. 344 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:42,960 Oh, hi, kids. 345 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,100 Oh, hey, Mrs.Benson. 346 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,400 Mom, what are you doing here? 347 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,130 Yeah, what's up? 348 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,100 I'm getting ready to go to work, 349 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:49,930 so Mrs.Benson's gonna stay with you. 350 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,020 Here. 351 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,700 I can't leave you alone. 352 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,990 Yeah, you can, sure you can. 353 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,590 She's gonna stay here? 354 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,440 I brought soy crisps. 355 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,260 Okay wait, it's after 4:00. 356 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,410 Who goes to work in a dental office after 4:00? 357 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,020 This dentist works afternoons and nights 358 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,120 for people that can't get away during the day 359 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,850 Well, you need to quit dentistry 360 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,810 and go back to being an artist. 361 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,220 Carly, I'm dentist assistant now. 362 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:16,670 Well, whatever. 363 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,100 I'm still way too old to have a babysitter. 364 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,530 Oh, now, don't think of me as your babysitter. 365 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:23,630 Think of me more as your gal pal who hangs with you 366 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,240 during afternoons and evenings. 367 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,240 So is this gonna be a regular thing? 368 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,400 Not that I don't love your mom, she's awesome. 369 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,070 Is this gonna be a regular thing? 370 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,390 For now, yeah. 371 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,280 See you later. 372 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:41,220 But what if-- but, but--oh. 373 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,250 I don't know how Freddie lives with his mom. 374 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,270 She wouldn't let me eat anything fun. 375 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,130 She blocked all the good tv channels 376 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,990 and she made me eat lasagna with a spoon. 377 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:52,780 Why a spoon? 378 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:55,070 She said forks are dangerous,that I could stab my tongue. 379 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,300 Yeah, that's not cool. 380 00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:58,780 So not cool. 381 00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:00,420 No, no, no. 382 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,370 What's wrong with you? 383 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:03,200 Why are you so jittery? 384 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,560 'Cause i'm freakin' out, man. 385 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,850 I'm freakin' out. 386 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,110 Why? 387 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,720 I haven't insulted Freddie in days--days. 388 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,670 I can't take it, Carly. 389 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,530 I cannot take it and the week's only half over. 390 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,570 So insult him once just to calm yourself down. 391 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:16,830 Can'tor the five bucks. 392 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,410 I spent all my allowance on beef jerky? 393 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,390 I can't handle not insulting at boy. 394 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,450 Don't you think my problem with Spencer 395 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,180 is a little more important than this? 396 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,220 Yeah, sorry. 397 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,430 It's all that stupid Harry Joyner's fault. 398 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,470 I'd like to stab his tongue with a fork. 399 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,080 Why did he have to be so mean to spencer 400 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,800 Maybe you should go talk to him. 401 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:35,500 Who? Joyner? 402 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,070 Yeah, he's still in town, right 403 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,880 Isn't he doin' some big human art sculpture 404 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:39,990 at the henshaw warehouse? 405 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:40,740 Yeah. 406 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,320 Hey, Carly. 407 00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,190 Hi, Sam. 408 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,720 What do you think of my nug nug costume? 409 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:50,190 I'm wearing this to the galaxy wars convention. 410 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,120 Any comments, Sam? 411 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:55,700 Move. 412 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,200 Have fun at the convention, Nub Nub. 413 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:03,900 It's Nug Nug. 414 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,880 Whatever. 415 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,570 All right, let's get this done, people. 416 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:16,450 You there, put your finger in his ear. 417 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:17,010 Yes sir. 418 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:17,720 Perfect. 419 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,710 You, put your left shoe on your right hand. 420 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,190 Hey, Harry, talk to you? 421 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,610 What? No. 422 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,300 I have to pose all these people and take a photograph 423 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,030 before I lose the light. 424 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:29,790 Cheese cube. 425 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,250 I love cubes of cheese. 426 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,380 We just need a second. 427 00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:36,490 Fine, what do you want? 428 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,400 Will someone please put a brassiere on that clown? 429 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:42,920 Harry. 430 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:43,700 What? 431 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,900 Ever since you told my brother 432 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,050 you didn't like his sculptures,he's been really upset. 433 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,230 You ruined his confidence. 434 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,340 Will someone please 435 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,700 rub that man's face on that wall over there? 436 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:52,370 Yes sir. 437 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,150 Thank you. 438 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,600 How would you feel if your hero told you your work stunk? 439 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,480 I am my own hero. 440 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,200 Look, even if you think he's terrible, 441 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,640 would you please just come talk to him? 442 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,500 Say something to make him feel better. 443 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:06,780 I got somebody. 444 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:07,770 Good. 445 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:08,960 Put the freak over there. 446 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,640 Sorry, short on time. 447 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,960 All right, let's get this show on the road. 448 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,990 Well, maybe Spencer will be a great dental assistant. 449 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:19,720 No, he won't. 450 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,400 Harry Joyner are no Harry Joyner, 451 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,730 Spencer's quitting that job and coming home right now. 452 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:24,980 Is this on right? 453 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,190 I don't know. 454 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,250 Wow, it's true. 455 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,780 They told us in dental school if you pushs 456 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,550 a person's tongue back, you trigger the spit gland,see? 457 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:48,880 Spencer. 458 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,290 Hi, what are you- 459 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,540 We need to talk. 460 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,150 Hey, you can't be in here. 461 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,190 I'm working with a patient. 462 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,400 Yeah, seriously, Carly, you gotta go. 463 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,860 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Carly, as in "iCarly?" 464 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,150 ICarly? 465 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,080 Is your little sister with the web show. 466 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:05,170 Yeah, that's me. 467 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:07,770 My child loves iCarly. 468 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:08,310 Really? 469 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,190 Sure. 470 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,040 You stay as long as you want. 471 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:20,760 Fun job? 472 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:21,870 Why are you here? 473 00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:24,110 To bring you home so you can be an artist again. 474 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,210 I can't put my heart into something I'm no good at. 475 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,570 and I really like being a dental assistant. 476 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,040 It's fun. 477 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,620 You need to go home. 478 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,950 Good, take me there. 479 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,520 I don't get off work until-- 480 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:48,980 Hello, Spencer. 481 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:51,150 Hi, Harry. 482 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:52,580 How come you're- 483 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,760 Hey, you can't be in here. 484 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,710 I'm workin'- 485 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:58,830 Harry Joyner the artist? 486 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,770 The artist? 487 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,780 Indeed. 488 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,180 I love your work. 489 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:04,780 Thank you. 490 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,800 You stay as long as you want. 491 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,080 I'll assume that was a compliment. 492 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:11,750 Thank you. 493 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,190 So why are you here? 494 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,710 Carly came by my photo shoot today. 495 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,990 She told me you decided to quit being an artist. 496 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,250 Well, yeah, I have. 497 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:24,270 It's okay. 498 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,080 It's not your fault my art's terrible. 499 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,540 Your art's not terrible. 500 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,850 It's good-- great, actually. 501 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:32,470 But I thought you-- 502 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,100 Then why'd you say you didn't like it? 503 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:38,690 Truthfully, when I saw your work, I was jealous. 504 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,290 Jealous? Of me? 505 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,430 Your sculptures are 506 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:46,490 better than anything I've done in a long time. 507 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,260 Now, do you believe you're talent£¿ 508 00:20:56,420 --> 00:21:02,420 Spencer, do the world a favor, be an artist. 509 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,500 Okay. 510 00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:10,050 Hey, if you're good as he says that you are, 511 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,470 how about you building me a sculpture 512 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,030 for my waiting room over there? 513 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,110 I'll pay you 1,000 bucks. 514 00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:16,940 Done. 515 00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:22,340 Would you like a little help with that project? 516 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:32,630 Wait, you're sayin' you wanna work with me on a sculpture. 517 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,110 Only if you don't faint every time I talk to you. 518 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,020 Do you think I have too much here? 519 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,740 Don't ask me. 520 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,690 Just as much as you think you need. 521 00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:43,690 But I want your opinion. 522 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:45,140 You don't need my opinion. 523 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:46,440 Well, I crave your opinion. 524 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,930 I crave a hamburger. 525 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:50,420 I'll make you a hamburger as soon as we're done. 526 00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:51,250 All right. 527 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,770 -I'm home. -We're here. 528 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,030 -Hey, guys. -Hello. 529 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,080 Wow, you got home from school fast. 530 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,410 Sam's mom gave us a ride again. 531 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,270 That was nice of her. 532 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,330 Nah, she just likes dumpin' me here. 533 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,160 Freddie with you guys? 534 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,630 No, but since Carly's home, he'll probably be here in-- 535 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,020 -What's up? -Zero seconds. 536 00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:09,890 I would've been here sooner, 537 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:13,730 but I was helping mom knit a sweater. 538 00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,230 Any comment? 539 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,270 Oh, please let me insult you once for free. 540 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:19,990 Nope. 541 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:20,850 Five bucks an insult. 542 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:24,710 Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit. 543 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,580 Impressive. 544 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,790 You're just lucky I'm broken. 545 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,220 This sculpture's lookin' awesome. 546 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,630 That dentist dude's really gonna pay you 1,000 bucks for that? 547 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:33,580 Paid in advance. 548 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,160 -Sweet. -Whoa. 549 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,040 And since you guys helped me get my artical career back, 550 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:44,150 40 for you, you, and 41 for my little sister. 551 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,500 Aw, I'm special. 552 00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:50,930 And now that I have 40 bucks, you're a nerd. 553 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,770 Thank you. 554 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,950 Your breath smells like dead feet. 555 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,500 Sure. 556 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,390 No girl will ever want you. 557 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,000 Noted. 558 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,850 I don't like your pants. 559 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:56,380 Fair enough. 560 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,020 -If you were a country, you'd be yourself salva-dork. -Clever. 561 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,230 Did I make fun of your butt yet? 562 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:01,140 -Nope. -It's oddly shaped. 563 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,390 -Keep going. -So is your head. 564 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:03,470 Awesome. 565 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,370 Remember my cousin Greg? 566 00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:10,380 The dude that plays the flute and beatboxes? 567 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,780 You can see him play more great stuff at iCarly.com. 568 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,630 So go check it out at iCarly.com. 569 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,620 You gotta go to iCarly.com. 570 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,570 You must go to iCarly.com. 571 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,190 You must go to iCarly.com. 572 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,700 You must go to iCarly.com. 573 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,270 Please, go to iCarly.com. 574 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,870 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0